Case #3: Masks
Date: Early Spring of 1988
Location: Hollywood, CA
He wore sunglasses.
But this was Hollywood. Everybody from tourists
from Nebraska to street hustlers wore sunglasses.
He was wearing nice threads, those sunglasses,
and a hat. Nobody wore a hat anymore. I did
have an old Fedora and a trench coat hanging
on the back of the door, more as a prop than
a necessity. I took a quick glance just to
make sure he hadn't borrowed my gear.
"I need a detective," he said without
removing the glasses.
"You came to the right place. I'm Johnny
Casino-"
"Hollywood Detective," he finished
my sentence. "Yeah. I saw the sign while
I was driving around last night. You must
work late."
I must sleep in my office, I thought, but
he didn't need to know that. I shared an
apartment with a character who would give
schizophrenics a run for their money. He
was a slob as well as a neat freak. I never
knew which one would greet me when I came
home. That's why I spent nights at the office.
Last night was one of those nights.
"Lots of people need a detective."
I made that up, but I could always hope.
"So I keep late hours."
"Well, I need a detective." His
oddly familiar voice echoed in my sparsely
furnished office.
He slowly pulled off his sunglasses. I used
low watt bulbs so clients couldn't see the
dust, the worn furniture, and the lack of
other amenities. My back was to the window,
so my face stayed in the shadows, but the
dingy light coming through the grimy glass
highlighted his features.
I stood up.
"Mr. Hennessy."
Charles Hennessy was a big movie star. Huge
is more like it. His career spanned over
forty years and he had at least one Oscar
sitting on his mantle at home or where ever
they kept things like that. I'd mount it
on the hood of my Bentley, if I had a Bentley.
"Can I get you a drink?"
It was ten-fifteen in the morning and I was
babbling like an idiot. But honest to God,
he was the first real live major film star
who had ever spoken to me.
"Whataya got?" he asked in the
tough-guy voice he made famous on the silver
screen.
Totally dumbfounded by his presence, I had
forgotten my question. He hadn't.
"To drink," he coached. "Whataya
got to drink?"
What do you offer a legend?
"B-b-booze?" I stuttered.
I don't know if I'd ever used the term before,
but I'd heard it in a million movies, probably
ones starring Charles Hennessy.
"Scotch?" he said.
"Yeah, sure. Ice? Straight?"
He glanced around the office. It barely had
a chair. It certainly didn't have a refrigerator.
"How about straight?" he said.
I went to the tall, beat up filing cabinet,
and opened the top drawer. Several liquor
bottles rattled inside. I plucked the nearly
full bottle of cheap scotch out and grabbed
two paper cups from the narrow credenza behind
my desk. I poured a shot into the cleanest
cup for my guest and splashed a little into
the other one for myself.
Handing it to him, I said, "Have a seat,
Mr. Hennessy."
I indicated the only other chair in the place.
The fake leather seat was torn and the jagged
edges cut into the back of your legs.
"Hollywood Detective is kind of catchy."
He said, continuing his survey of the small
room. "I think I was offered this part
in a movie once." He waited a beat,
then added, "I turned them down."
He sat in the chair opposite my scarred desk
and tried to avoid the cracked parts digging
into his leg before taking a sip from the
paper cup. The expression on his weathered
face said he'd had better booze before. Gumshoes
in the movies drank scotch and I wanted to
fit that pattern. I drank some and decided
I'd stick to gin.
"What can I help you with, Mr. Hennessy?"
He reached in his pocket, pulled out his
wallet and tossed $5000 on the desk. "A
private detective is like a priest, isn't
he?"
"You don't have to pay a priest, but
we do have a code."
"Will a five thousand dollar retainer
buy your silence?"
"If you killed somebody and want me
to help you cover it up, get yourself another
boy."
.......continued.
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